It's easy to the step; you just gotta flip it, stick it, see ya later bye.

Bought a new deck, it's in the post.


Hallelujah.

Robert Jordan is an Asshole

Way to finish some books before you died. Let's hope your progeny isn't as retarded as Brian Herbert.

I saw a Delorean on the road yesterday -- that was awesome. I also done messed my truck up something retarded. That wasn't awesome, but bitches can't take me to jail.

Very Large Array

I've always wanted to go visit the the VLA in New Mexico. I consider radio telescopes to be modern wonders of the world and much more grand in scope than any of what we call the Seven. Don't get me wrong, hanging gardens, pyramids, and massive statues are swell, and surely they were great achievements of the time but their aspirations were constrained by the limits of human knowledge at that point. These were civilizations that had not yet grasped the non-uniqueness of intelligence and life, and humanity was an accepted concept; the VLA seems a poignant indication of beings that are beginning to accept fundamental aspects of the universe and their own derivative biology. I think it's good we turn our eyes outwards and begin to ask and expect answers to questions that are larger than our own lifespans. It is one REALLY big universe and we are one tiny planet.

They Must Have Read My Mind

Well, I got this in my inbox today, I think there must be spies in the department:


Dear Trent,


The department of physics has been very fortunate to receive several GAANN (Graduate Assistance in Areas of National Need) Fellowships beginning this Spring semester and you have been suggested as a candidate. These three year fellowships carry a stipend up to a maximum of $30,000 per year (the stipend will be at least commensurate with a TA stipend unless you have income from other sources) and in addition funds are given to cover all your tuition and fees. Funds are also allocated to purchase books, attend scientific meetings, purchase a computer, and other expenses related to your research activities. To be eligible for one of these fellowships you must be at least three years away from receiving your Ph.D.

Your stipend is based on financial need which is determined by filling out a FAFSA (Free Application for Federal Student Aid) form which can be done online at www.fafsa.ed.gov. Since you are a graduate student, you will not have to have your parents supply any financial details.

If you are interested in applying for one of these fellowships, please inform me immediately by email (Kattawar@tamu.edu) and then go online and fill out the FAFSA. This form is the sine qua non for you to be considered for these prestigious fellowships. Please remember, if you do receive one it will replace the Teaching Assistantship or Research Assistantship you already have.

I must receive your response before Monday, September 18th, for you to be considered.



Regards,

George W. Kattawar

Chair, Grad. Adm. Comm.

I saw it on the BBC

Somehow over the course of the past five years I forgot how much I like British television. It's low budget, it's excessively dry, it might be the most campy form of entertainment there is, but I love it. I've been watching the new Dr. Who series lately and it's really great. The next episode brings Daleks back (see: campy!). Watching this reminds me of staying up late when I was still in high school to watch all the Brit-Com which came on PBS, and those were always good times. That's why we watch TV isn't it, for good times?

Look at this picture of Chin-Chin (photo cred: Zach):

What. A. Bad. Ass.

You can always rely on government services to be as slow as you would expect.

Teaching Assistance

Teaching is really fun. That is all.

Dr. Rapp wants me to apply for the NSF Graduate Fellowship and thinks I stand a good chance. I sort of feel otherwise but I think I'm locked in now.

In other news, rain sucks. It rains all the goddamn time in this shitstick city.